D.Fine (youryellowbirdy) wrote in hate_on_bros,

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SO my school has a poetry section in our newspaper, I'm about to skip past it, when the named GAVIN KETCHUM catches my eye.

He's pretty much the biggest gnarly jock bro asshole in my whole school.
He wrote a poem for the newspaper..
and i'm convinced its the most contradictive ridiculous humerous thing EVER written:here it is!

Gavin Ketchum

Oak Park

Why do you sit content
with your double lattes?
when will you stop your
judgements and lvoe they

Oak Park, when will you emerge
from Agoura's shadow?
Construct petroleum dispensers.
Become known to the people of
the world.
Why are your foreign policies
When will I be able to go to
Westlake, Morrpark, Thousand
Oaks, Newbury Park, and Valley
I refuse to be part of the mold.
I will not be told what to think.

Oak Park, I'm talking to you.
Can you hear me in your
sheltered bubble?
Are you going to be pursuaded
by "The OC?"
When are we going to meet the
Who will be there to introduce

Don't listen to Opera.
When won't we need Oprah, or
Dr. Phil
Are they normal, is that what I
should be?
Oak Park, why are rumors passed
in the frozen food section?
I'm tired, Oak Park.

Oak Park I need to be interpreted,
Do third of fourth period need to
be 15 minutes longer?
I watch TV every chance I get.
Oak Park I'm putting my mind
where my mouth is.

No, he was not kidding!
No, I did not change A WORD of it!

i should tell him that i'll drive him out to the valley. since he seems to be so eager to get far away and everything.
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this is the best community in the world
am i missing something because i dont live in oak park? is that why i dont understand?

or is that really a load of crap like i thought?

hahaha :)
ya it is a load of crap!

but like when he talks about how he wants to go to westlake and the valley and everything...those places are like 5 minutes from oak park!!!

so if he really wanted to get out he should travel the world and do passionate things rather than go to some stupid city 5 minutes from the one that he claims to hate..to do exactly what he does in his own town, get drunk.
hahha i dont even undesrtand that poem.. its too confusing!
such a good community. i love it
i think part of my brain fell out of my ear when i read that...

and then i passed out.
Dani Fine said asshole!
see what bros do to me!!!!!!!

well see, ass is the only word i really use, that is not good!

(baddass, asshole, jackass)haha they're my bad words!
OMG i just ROFLed for at least ten minutes
HAHAH. omg, what a priceless find. that's pretty much the worst/best thing EVER. XD
i joined this wonderful community, btw. :D